Proof One
Immortal, invisible
- Pedant
- There is no God!
- Reverant
- Yes there is.
- Pedant
- Where is He then?
- Reverant
- He is peeping in the window.
- Pedant
- No He isn't.
- Reverant
- He was, but he moved.
- Pedant
- Where is He now?
- Reverant
- He is hiding in the chimney.
- Pedant
- No He isn't.
- Reverant
- He was, but he moved.
- Pedant
- Where is He now?
- Reverant
- He is under your hat.
- Pedant
- No He isn't.
- Reverant
- How would you know? You can't see the top of your own head. Q.E.D.