Lithuanian Defense
- Corpus 11 to Surgeon 4
- Saphogin heavily annotates a library copy of Death on the Nile with unhealthy desires.
- Architect 1 to Corpus 11
- Kraplick Jnr. punches a monk in the stomach then disappears into a fog.
Gambit
- Corpus 11 takes Architect 1
- Saphogin breeds gerbils with demonic strength.
- Flail 23 takes Corpus 11
- Kraplick Jnr. changes the filling in a secretary's sandwich.
- Lung 6 to Flail 23
- Saphogin befriends a wild pony.
- Flail 23 to Pomegranate 7
- Kraplick Jnr. develops gills.
- Pomegranate 7 takes Flail 23
- Saphogin sends a Valentine's card to a lonely accordion player.
Checkmate
