The White Monkey
Opening
- Fortress 7 to Cardinal 5
- Knuckledove lures a baby into the jaws of a tiger using a remote-controlled cupcake.
- Peacock 11 to Grenadier 3
- Chhesti is accidentally run over by an ambulance.
- Grenadier 3 to Fortress 7
- Knuckledove successfully impersonates an impressionist.
- Carpenter 15 to Porcupine 9
- Chhesti begins to drown and is resuscitated by his future wife.
- Porcupine 9 takes Salamander 9
- Knuckledove becomes fluent in Polish using only guess-work.
- Peacock 11 takes Porcupine 9
- Chhesti defecates into a Christmas cracker.
Checkmate
